Things You Will Never Hear a Stoner Say

Man, fuck pizza lets eat a  salad

I hate the way weed looks

Weed is for losers

Oh hey dude, you gave me a extra gram, here take some back.

I don’t feel like smoking today

How do i pack this bowl

Dude, That’s to much food

This blunt is not wet enough

You think this cop behind us wants a hit?

Throw the roaches away, they stink

Whats a dub sack?

My neighbor smokes to much weed

No thanks. I don’t want a free Doughnut

I’M GOING TO YELL AND BE ANGRY ALL FUCKING DAY

Seeds give the bud good taste and texture

Let’s go climb that mountain

 

 

 

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